i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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