Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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