just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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