i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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