I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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