Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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