There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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