better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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