is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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