so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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