How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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