this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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