Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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