I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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