If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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