i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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