omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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