belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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