I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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