singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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