You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So many bounce houses so little time
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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