Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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