But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i would punch a child for taco bell
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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