Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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