p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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