I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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