Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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