i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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