i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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