READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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