Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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