How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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