why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
