i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
