What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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