she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
