If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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