they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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