Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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