i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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