and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The ass gains better be worth it
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