You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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