it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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