Soap is not a condiment
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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