He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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