Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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