i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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