Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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