i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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