i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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