Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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