we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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