you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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