carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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