If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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