i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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