Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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