Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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