You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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