like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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